This is the part of the test where we really scrutinized the beer. What good is a beer if we don't have a good time? We at the Society whole-heartedly endorse a good natured, fullswingin' hoedown to test out our booze specimens. We also endorse the "speed test." This is where we drink beer as quickly as possible to ensure that it is safe for general consumption.

Craig barely wins round one over Rob, but falls short in round two.

Jonathan uses alternate beer drinking methods to impress the chicks.

After Quite a Few Beer...

"After 8 draft beer and 5 bottles, guess what people. I'm loaded. The Simpsons are on and Marge is looking really sexy. I had lots beer. Molson Canadian is really great but I will tell you now that I will tell you tomorrow if it was worth it ...oops I farted. Yeah!"

"I know I must have had a few pops because wrestling is on and it seems rather intellectual. After the chugging test, I feel great, although it's quite noticeable that I'm very easily amused right now. Excuse me, I must go and complete my poem..."

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