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We at the Society are placing our personal guarantee that we will never cease in our attempts to locate and test the greatest beers from around the world. We know that our results are right and if you disagree... well to tell you the truth we don't give a rat's ass if you disagree or not, we are always right. We will sacrifice our personal and social lives in the name of Beer and Sex, as it is our quest to find the perfect beer, and hey why not....the perfect position for sex. Through rain, sleet, snow, hurricanes, tornadoes, flash floods, regular floods, fires, fallen trees, license suspensions, bicycle breakdowns, and drunken stupor... we will get to the Liquor Store so that we may continue our tests in order to benefit people from around the world. In closing we are the greatest there is, was and ever will be.

Craig Simons
Initiation Date: Ha! I'm a founder!
Favorite Beer: Black Bear
Quick Quote: "You can't beat getting paid to drink beer!"
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Jonathan Zemliak
Initiation Date: Ha! I'm a founder!
Favorite Beer: Kokanee
Quick Quote: "I am Jonathan, yeah!!"
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Sean Conorroe
Initiation Date: August 1, 1999
Favorite Beer: Labatt Blue
Quick Quote: "I just got initiated to wear the makeup in public again"
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Shawn Dore
Initiation Date: August 1, 1999
Favorite Beer: Michelobe Lite
Quick Quote: "Gimme my baby back baby back baby back ribs"
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Janis Gilmore
Initiation Date: July, 25, 1999
Favorite Beer: Red Dog
Quick Quote: "I salivate at the thought of Jon and Craig!"
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Rob Hache
Initiation Date: August 1, 1999
Favorite Beer: Canadian
Quick Quote: "Beer is okay, but I much prefer a warm cup of monkey jizz."
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Christine Hilliard
Initiation Date: July 25, 1999
Favorite Beer: Kokanee?
Quick Quote: "Craig and Jon are the sexiest men alive!"
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Gena Sorenson
Initiation Date: July 25, 1999
Favorite Beer: Moosehead
Quick Quote: "Like beer, Craig and Jon are very chugable!"
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Mike Visser
Initiation Date: August 1, 1999
Favorite Beer: Canadian
Quick Quote: "I like...big...BEERS and I can not lie..."
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