The rest of us have a great deal left to learn of Jonathan's great ways of love. But even though we are all still apprentices, we can still put on a good show. It's too bad that we ran out of film, but at least we will have the memories (even those are pretty foggy!).

Right: Craig and Jonathan turn Gena into a pulsating mass of pure ecstasy. Either that, or we squashed her. Below: Looks like Craig magically gained 150 lbs for this picture with Janis and Gena.

Above: Shawn contemplates to himself, "hmmm...girl? Beer? Girl? Beer? Girl? Beer? Girl...."

Above: Not satisfied with kissing normally, Craig tries the old "suck the face clear off her skull" gag. Some Final Thoughts Had we stopped drinking halfway through the night, John Labatt Classic would have been butchered in the ratings. However, the sign of a half decent beer is a good time had by all. But that's the best I can say about the beer. The beer fared reasonably in most categories except one that really cheesed us. Perhaps because it is a "premium beer," John Labatt Classic is brewed to drink out of a glass. But we didn't, so the damn tinfoil cut into our lips unless we took it off carefully (a hard thing to do when you reefing on it to get the bloody thing open!) Overall though, not a bad brew, but not a great one either. Perhaps we'll drink it when we're rich 45 year-olds sitting on the porch with the kids, but until then, we'll probably stay away.

Next Review: Labatt Genuine Draft