Craig and Jon's Big Whistler Trip

For those of you who don't personally know us, Jon and I (and soon other members) have become local celebrities. Our every movement is recorded by the fans and we are constantly hounded by the paparazzi. Therefore, we find it necessary to just leave and get away from it all. So after the big ball tourney in Hope, we decided to keep the party alive and head to Whistler with a few lucky gals (or is that the other way around?). I'm sure you've already seen these pictures in the tabloids by now, but we will show them to you again and give our side of the story (which is no doubt equally untrue!).

Above: The Longhorn Bar and Grill, the site of countless games of rummy and asshole. Left: Here's a haggard Jonathan and Craig pretending to know Dana, the waitress. Unfortunately, soon after this photo was taken, we were dragged out by the ears by a couple of goons named Bruno and Vinnie.

Right: As usual, Jonathan had to resort to "non-human" forms of entertainment. Was it as good for you as it was for the, uh, machine? It's too bad for Jon that sheep aren't herded near ski resorts!

	Left: Sara and Kelli are actually sitting ON the machine. Jonathan take note you sick little bastard.

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