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Name: Jonathan "Chicks Dig Me" Zemliak Real Name: Jonathan Miles Melvin Zemliak (don't tell anyone, they always make fun of me.) Birthdate: Oct. 14, 1975. Hey, I'm legal in Las Vegas, but too old to hang out at the high schools. Birthplace: Dauphin, Manitoba, Canada. (I really wanted to be born in Yankee Stadium though. ) |
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Weight: 155lbs soaking wet holding a sandbag.
Eye color: Brown, but most of the time RED.
Hair color: Brown with blonde streaks (Blondissma is a wonderful product.)
Education: Graduated from Maple Ridge Secondary School. I am also a certified bartender. (really!)
Interests: Chicks, beer, hockey, softball, chicks with beer, chicks who like hockey, chicks who play softball and chicks with short hair who wear ball caps. Yeah baby!
What I want to do when I grow up: Well I don't know if I will ever grow up, but if I do - I would love to be a CIA agent.
Boxers or Briefs: If I am not riding solo, I like boxers.
Sleep on Stomach or Back: I don't know, I'm usually asleep. However girls, can I sleep on your stomach?
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Lover or Fighter: Definitely lover...I hate confrontation...unless that's what you like girls!? Blond, Brunette or Redheads: All three preferably at the same time. Comedy or Drama: Definitely comedy. Tommy Boy and Dumb and Dumber. Now those are the classics. |
Describe me: I like chicks. I am easily amused. I am a confident person who doesn't give a shit about what other people think about me. I am a free flying person who never knows what adventure I will get into next. Yes girls, I have a sensitive side - I cried watching The Lion King and that Show "The Wedding Show," always brings tears to my eyes - Hey wait a minute, I am the perfect guy!
What I look for in girls: You know that old saying - "but she has a great personality." I think that's crap. I am a breast and ass man. I love piercing eyes. I am a sucker for short hair and ball caps. All relationships start out physical and that is the truth. If you love to laugh and drink more than half a drink without getting giddy, leave me a message.