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Seriously Though, We're Sorta Tough
Due to the fact that some of the members of the Beer Society are much sought after commodities by the ladies (and men too unfortunately), we have had to hire bodyguards to fend off all of our fans from ripping our clothes off. However, we still know how to issue a good beating when it is called upon...and that is what we will do if we see you with a light beer in your hands. We have no problems opening a can of Whoop-Ass ICE on you (as opposed to Whoop-Ass Light).
Craig demonstrates his battle hardened hand-to-hand combat skills he perfected on the kiling fields of 'Nam. It's too bad Jonathan had to do things the hard way.
Right: Although we do not condone violence in the least, a complete utter beating is justified when one commits a heinous crime such as murder, extortion or drinking Coors Light. We prefer to think of it as a little "tough love." Rest assured, Jonathan will not make the same mistake again.
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So Now You Know
So boys and girls, I hope we have learned our lesson here: Coors Light is for pansies, people over 45, and really, really fat people. You had better have one helluva an excuse if we catch you sneaking even so much as a sip when there are other perfectly good beers available. But steering the people away from bad decisions, in respect to beer selection, is what The Beer Society was created for. So even though this wasn't technically a review, consider it a "public service announcement." Believe us, you'll thank us for it later.
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