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Okay people, listen up. We need to talk. Now I know that we are the "Beer Society," and by all technicalities Coors Light is a beer, we just can't bring ourselves to test anything with the words "light" on it. Now this may alienate some of you folks out there who are saying to yourselves, "you bastards, how dare you insult my favorite beer. You're all gonna die!" So before you go to your pickup truck and retrieve your double barrel shotgun and a fresh six-pack of Coors light to get hammered and come kill us, wake up and take off your dress you pansy because you are drinking a "Light" beer.
Jonathan shows up with Coors Light.
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Intrigued, Craig asks Jon to pass the can so he can get a look.
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As the pictures suggest, some members of the Beer Society were unaware of our anti-light beer stance, and thus had to have their attitudes physically adjusted. It is our advice that if you drink "light beer," you should adjust your attitude too. But if not, please don't kill us.
Left: Flashes of violence creep into Craig's head, "Jon! NO! You bastard! How could you do this to the society?! You must be taught a lesson!"
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