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The Beer Society rates Pilsner!

The Pilsner Challenge: Getting More Than One Down

Like I said before, this was a very busy night for The Beer Society as we had initiations, taste tests and several photo ops to get through. However, we are all dedicated professionals, so it was not a problem at all. The beer, on the other hand, was a bit of a problem. For one thing, it was rather sick tasting. Who in their right mind would ever buy this stuff? We did, but that's because we have to, so that we may better serve the ones who make this venture possible, you.

Member Reactions to the Head

Many of the members were in agreement on some of the characteristics of Pilsner Old Style. Let us examine some of our member's initial reactions to the head...

"Its a freakin' geyser! Incidentally, so am I after head...

- Craiger

"Mmm, ohohooo, here it comes... yeah baby!" (quoted when opening the bottle after shaking it.)

- Jonathan

"I am really good."

- Gena

After Quite a Few Beer...

"After this many pops, I should not be applying makeup to our new members. I like this makeup stuff, it makes me feel kind of feminine. I kinda like that. Hey? Is that thing recording?! Tell me it's not right!?! I er.. uh.. you didn't hear that from me."
"Applying makeup again reminds me of my times back in the service in 'Nam. We were pinned down by the enemy, with no hope of survival when we had a plan. We disguised ourselves as Vietnamese prostitutes and made our way back to camp. They caught us and mistook us for real "poontang," but we eventually got away. We couldn't sit for a week though..."

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