The general public never seems to believe us when we tell them of our hazing routine. Now we have the pictures as proof. Being one of the founders, I (Craig) am lucky in the sense that I do not have to go through will these totally barbaric acts, just think of them. After all, we can't make the Beer Society as easy to join as your local Amway. No, we need stringent requirements to ensure that we have only the most dedicated of professionals in the ranks of the Beer Society. Anything less would totally ruin our credibility as the foremost beer testing organization in the known world.

On Christine: "Here we were going for a "Mimi, from the Drew Carrey show" type of look. Of course we ended up with sort of a Mimi / Marilyn Manson thing."

On Gena: "I don't know exactly which tribe she is meant to be from, but then again she was not supposed to look anything like this at all. Notice the brilliant use of eye shadow and lipstick on the forehead (Jon!?). Also, no makeup hazing would be complete without signing our names (look at the chin). Too bad for her this stuff is available world-wide!"

	On Janis: "Perhaps we went a little crazy with the lipstick with Janis. But she wears it well don't you think? Personally, I believe the second set of eye brows are a nice touch. It's a good thing Janis' mom does not use the internet much, or else we would probably not be allowed over to the house again."

Whoa! How YOU doin' ladies? Mind if I buy you a drink? This is what the shocked and embarrassed 7-11 staff had to deal with one summer night. This is also what a shocked and embarrassed Jon and Craig had to deal with all night as well.

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