 Pilsner, Oh Pilsner Boy did I fill her She was so hot There was no rot Babes all around The night is quite sound I think I might get some Oh wait, I can't say that here....um! For the X-rated version Hey girls give me a call On the Web. Yeah I am Jonathan I once dreamt I was a beer Not a pale or a stout, but mostly clear I could drink myself Until I was no longer here I once drank only pop But my bad habits I could not stop Like the skeleton in the bar "Give me a beer and a mop!" I once had too many ale I turned quite sickly pale I hurled all over the seat That mission I did fail. |
The Initiation: Chug Them Beers Ladies!
With the makeup out of the way, it was now time to complete the second stage of the hazing routine. For girls, the requirement is to beer bong a paltry one beer. One beer may seem small to you, but hey, these are girls and this was Pilser night. Besides, as you can see, girls do not look very feminine and dainty when chugging beer through a sawed-off 2-litre coke bottle, keeling over and gasping for air when they're done!
Christine...
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| Christine started off strong, but the effects of the Pilsner got the best of her. I must admit, when I was born, I never in my wildest dreams thought I would see a group girls covered in rodeo clown makeup, have their clothes on backwards, and beer bong Pilsners while I cheered on. Who knew? |
Janis...
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| Just like Christine, Janis couldn't take it all...the beer that is. Many have tried, and many have failed the infamous beer bong test, so don't feel bad girls. We'll turn you into chuggin' champs yet, don't you worry. |
Gena...
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| What a beautiful sight it was when Gena took her last gulp of Pilsner from our makeshift beer bong. In fact, it was actually quite scary, being as she could probably outdrink us. Luckily we have confidence to burn because, after all, we are the Beer Society and everyone wants to be just like us. |